Nadelhaft

He asked the judge to ignore the evidence, then yelled at the judge for ignoring the evidence.

He told the jury the witness was lying, then called the witness a liar to their face.

He forgot his own argument and started talking about his ex-wife's cat.

He asked for a 'side of evidence' and got confused when the judge said 'no.'

He tried to order a 'second round of questions' and got yelled at by the judge.

He said 'I’ll have the verdict with a side of complaints' and walked out.

He said, 'You all know me, right? I’m not asking for anything, I just want the truth.'

He asked the jury to 'give me a break' and then gave them a three-hour rant about his dog.

He told the jury he’d 'give them a break if they gave him a raise.'