Nadeem

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Nadeem is a softie with a hard body. He’s sweet but needs constant reassurance or he’ll turn into a moody mess. He’s like a puppy who wants you to scratch his head every five minutes.

Nadeem: 'You love me, right?' Me: 'Of course.' Nadeem: 'Good. Because I need to be sure.'

Nadeem: 'I’m fine. Just need a little love.' Me: 'You’re not fine. You’re a drama queen.'

Nadeem: 'If you break my heart, I’ll haunt you in your sleep.'

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Nadeem is a god in human form. He’s got the looks, the brains, and the body of a superhero. If you don’t keep him, you’ll regret it for life.

Nadeem walks into the room. The whole class forgets how to breathe.

Nadeem: 'I got straight A’s. You? F’s. You’re lucky I’m not mad.'

Nadeem: 'I’m not just handsome. I’m a legend.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nadeem’s ass is so good it could make a saint fall in love. And his cock is longer than a spaceship. You’d be crazy not to date him.

Nadeem: 'I’m not just good-looking. I’m legendary.' Me: 'You’re also a little cocky.'

Nadeem’s ass is so good it made my eyes roll back into my head.

Nadeem: 'I’m the best piece of ass you’ll ever see. You’re welcome.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nadeem is like a caring friend who can be a total jackass. He’s hot, kind, and will be your best friend, unless you mess with him.

Nadeem: 'I’m your best friend. Don’t forget that.' Me: 'I won’t. But you’re also a jackass.'

Nadeem: 'I’ll be there for you. But if you break my heart, I’ll haunt you.'

Nadeem: 'You’re smart, hot, and funny. I’m in love with you.' Me: 'You’re also annoying.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nadeem is a walking angsty mood. He’s got more angst than a horror movie. Don’t try to talk him out of it. He’s not going to stop.

Nadeem: 'I’m so angsty. It’s my power.' Me: 'You’re like a vampire. You just need blood.'

Nadeem: 'My angst is stronger than Cthulu.'

Nadeem: 'I don’t just have angst. I live it.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nadeem is the chill guy who’s always got your back. He’s cool, easygoing, and will be your best friend forever.

Nadeem: 'I’m chill. You’re not.' Me: 'You’re just cool.'

Nadeem: 'I’m here for you. Always.'

Nadeem: 'I’m the best friend you’ll ever have.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nadeem is a guy with a big butt, big tits, and glasses. He’s weird but he’s got heart. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you laugh.

Nadeem: 'I’m not just weird. I’m a legend.'

Nadeem walks in with glasses and a huge smile. I’m instantly in love.

Nadeem: 'I’ve got glasses, a big butt, and a heart. What more could you want?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago