Nadeau effect

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A person who smells like bad decisions and has a face you'll never forget. You think you've met them in the worst possible way, but everyone else thinks they're a god. It makes you want to punch a wall.
My cousin's friend is the Nadeau effect. He smells like old pizza and lies. Everyone laughs at him, and I just want to die.
That guy at the party is the Nadeau effect. He told a joke that was worse than my math test.
My teacher’s new assistant is the Nadeau effect. She eats crayons for breakfast and thinks she's cool.
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Someone who walks into a room and immediately makes it worse. You remember them like a bad dream. Everyone else thinks they're cool, and you just want to throw them out a window.
That new kid at school is the Nadeau effect. He talks like he’s in a commercial and nobody gets it.
My brother’s friend is the Nadeau effect. He eats hot dogs for dinner and thinks he's a king.
That guy in my class is the Nadeau effect. He wears socks with sandals and everyone claps for him.
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A person who makes you want to scream, but everyone else thinks they're awesome. You remember them like a bad day at the mall. They’re the reason you're still angry.
That guy in the lunch line is the Nadeau effect. He eats pickles and says he’s a genius.
My mom’s friend is the Nadeau effect. She wears sunglasses inside and thinks she's a rock star.
That kid who sits next to me is the Nadeau effect. He talks too much and everyone thinks he's cool.
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