Nadeau

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A last name that means someone who drinks like a fish, throws punches in public like a lunatic, and laughs at your problems like they're jokes. These people also have a penis so good it makes other guys cry.
Nadeau: I drank 12 beers and fought a cop. My laugh is legendary.
Nadeau: I got laid by 5 girls in 1 day. It’s a miracle.
Nadeau: I took a dump in a cop’s coffee. He called me a monster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you pass out from too much alcohol or drugs and do something so stupid it makes your friends question your sanity.
Nadeau: I ate a whole pizza and passed out in the school hallway.
Nadeau: I tried to dance with a wall and cried like a baby.
Nadeau: I peed in the principal's desk and nobody noticed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who smells like a sewer and has no shame. They’re the kind of person who would take a dump in your lunch and leave.
Nadeau: I took a dump in your lunch and left. It was a masterpiece.
Nadeau: I smelled like a dead raccoon and nobody cared.
Nadeau: I brought a stink bomb to school and it exploded during math.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you go to the bathroom and take a dump in someone else's toilet and leave it stinking like a trash can in summer.
Nadeau: I took a dump in your toilet and left it smelling like a dead cat.
Nadeau: I used your toilet and it’s now the worst thing ever.
Nadeau: I left a dump in the bathroom and it’s now a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The lunch lady who makes the worst food in the world and talks to you like you’re her best friend even though you’re the worst student ever.
Nadeau: I got slop for lunch and cried.
Nadeau: She talked to me like I was her favorite student. I’m not.
Nadeau: I got a lunch that tasted like old socks and I’m not coming back.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you say something so dumb it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and everyone else thinks you’re a genius.
Nadeau: I said the sky is purple and nobody believed me.
Nadeau: I told a joke that made no sense and it was the best joke ever.
Nadeau: I said I can fly and nobody asked me why.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you let someone poop on your penis and use it as lube so you can jerk off in front of a commercial. The smell is so bad it makes you high.
Nadeau: My friend pooped on my penis and it was the best thing ever.
Nadeau: I used poop lube and it smelled like a dead dog.
Nadeau: I jerked off in front of a commercial and it was the best day ever.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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