naddy puddy

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1
a smelly wet hole that smells like old socks and regret
My cousin's naddy puddy reeks like a landfill after a rainstorm.
He tried to kiss me and I ran away screaming.
I saw it in the bathroom and almost threw up.
2
the worst thing a human can have down there and still be considered human
My teacher said my naddy puddy was so bad it could make a dog cry.
I drew it on the board and the class laughed for ten minutes.
I used it as a reason to skip gym class.
3
a wet piece of meat that looks like it was taken from a dead animal
I saw it in the mirror and almost screamed.
My friend made a joke about it and I laughed for five minutes.
I used it as a reason to stay home from school.
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