naddle

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Naddle is a fancy word for all the poopy pills kids take to stay awake and not be a total failure in school, like Ritalin, Adderall, or that one pill that sounds like a science experiment gone wrong.
My kid takes six naddles a day and still can't do long division.
My friend’s teacher gave him naddles because he fell asleep during the math test.
I took naddles in college and still don’t remember the final exam.
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Naddling is when a guy goes full idiot and slaps another guy’s nads in front of everyone, just to make him look like a total embarrassment, usually because they’re both trying to get the same hot girl.
He naddled his friend in front of the whole class because they both liked the same girl.
At the bar, he naddled the guy who wouldn’t take his friend’s call.
He naddled the senator because he wouldn’t answer his questions.
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