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She showed up to the party in pajamas and a crown. The crown was fake. The pajamas were real.

She stole my last slice of pizza and said it was a 'royal decree.'

She called the barista a ‘frog’ for not knowing her coffee order.

She tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at the router. It didn’t work. She cried.

She broke up with her boyfriend because he didn’t know the difference between a ‘mood’ and a ‘vibe.’

She cried in the grocery store because the cereal was out of stock.

She texted her ex: ‘I miss you. Also, my fern is dying. Both of us are sad.’

She talked to her plants for an hour before going to bed. They didn’t respond. She didn’t care.

She took first place in the talent show with a karaoke version of ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ and a side of eye-rolling.