Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can't stop thinking about pooping and smells like a sewer

I saw him in the hallway and ran away. He had a fart that could knock a door down.

She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me she pooped in her sleep.

He walked into the classroom and said, 'I just pooped and it was the best one yet.'

2

Someone who would rather poop than breathe

He left the party to go find a bathroom. He didn't come back for three hours.

She said she'd rather die than not poop again.

He pooped in a bucket and took it to the gym.

3

A human who lives in a toilet and only comes out to poop

He texted me a picture of his toilet and said, 'This is my home.'

She pooped so loud the neighbors called the police.

He pooped in the middle of the street and didn't care who saw it.

4

A person who poops so much it's like a full-time job

He pooped three times in one hour. It was like a poop marathon.

She had to take a break from work to poop.

He pooped in the office and no one said anything.

5

A human who smells like a rotten banana and only thinks about pooping

He walked into the room and said, 'I just pooped and it was amazing.'

She pooped in the car and it smelled like a landfill.

He pooped so much he had to take a vacation just to poop.

6

A person who would poop on you if you said no

He pooped on my shoe and said, 'That's what you get.'

She pooped on my desk and didn't even apologize.

He pooped on my lunch and said it was a gift.