nadauf

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A nadauf is someone who’s so funny they make you laugh until you pee your pants. They’re kind of like a human goldfish, shiny, smart, and they never stop moving.

My nadauf cousin told a joke so good I laughed myself to sleep.

My nadauf boss gave me a raise and a hug. Both were good.

My nadauf neighbor taught my dog to swear. Now my dog cusses me.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A nadauf is someone who’s so open they’ll let you in their house, their heart, and their business. They’re smart, sexy, and they’ll beat you at basketball.

My nadauf friend told me his deepest secrets and then stole my pizza.

My nadauf teacher let me fail the test and then gave me extra credit.

My nadauf brother let me borrow his car and then told my mom.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A nadauf is someone who’s always got the best advice, even when they’re too busy laughing at their own jokes to listen to you.

My nadauf friend told me to quit my job, and I did. Now I’m broke and happy.

My nadauf cousin gave me advice on life, then spent the whole day playing video games.

My nadauf neighbor told me to stop crying, then cried himself to sleep.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A nadauf is a person who’s always thinking happy thoughts, even when they’re cussing at you for stealing their last donut.

My nadauf friend yelled at me for stealing his donut, then gave me a hug.

My nadauf sister cursed me for spilling her coffee, then bought me a new one.

My nadauf brother yelled at me for eating his sandwich, then gave me a second one.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A nadauf is someone who’s so positive they’ll make you believe the world is made of candy and pizza, even when it’s clearly not.

My nadauf friend told me the sky was made of pizza. I believed him until it rained.

My nadauf teacher said exams were just flavored candy. I failed, but I was happy.

My nadauf brother said the world was made of candy. I ate it all and got a stomachache.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A nadauf is someone who’s always got your back, even if they’re too busy eating your sandwich to notice.

My nadauf friend ate my sandwich, then gave me a new one. I was confused.

My nadauf teacher ate my lunch, then gave me a cookie. I was mad.

My nadauf brother ate my sandwich, then told me I was fat. I was mad.

by Slangipedia 8h ago