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When someone tells jokes nonstop like they’re on a mission from God, but nobody laughs. It’s like watching a clown cry while a pigeon steals their sandwich.
My cousin told 10 jokes at my mom’s birthday party. No one laughed. Even the dog yawned.
My teacher tried to make a joke about homework. The class just stared. Like they were waiting for a miracle.
My friend told a joke so bad, it made my grandma cry. She said it was like watching a tomato fight a chicken.
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When a person thinks they’re hilarious, but they’re just sad. Like a broken elevator that keeps trying to go up.
My uncle told a joke about his cat. It was so bad, it made my cat roll over and die.
My friend tried to tell a joke during lunch. The whole cafeteria was silent. Even the principal looked confused.
My mom told a joke so bad, it made my dad leave the room. He said he needed a drink.
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When you try to be funny, but it’s like you’re screaming into a void. No one hears you. Not even your pet goldfish.
My brother told a joke during dinner. No one laughed. Even the goldfish swam away.
At my friend’s party, I told a joke. It was so bad, it made the DJ stop playing music.
My teacher told a joke about math. The class just sat there. Like they were waiting for the apocalypse.
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