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sticking your finger up your butt during a tennis match
I was watching a match and he went full anal during a point
He pulled out his finger and waved it at the crowd like a fanboy
I swear he was trying to find a lost sock in there
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a Spanish tennis player who fights like a madman and beats Federer like he's a weakling
He beat Federer twice in a row like it was nothing
He fights every match like it's the end of the world
He’s so good he’s like the king of clay and grass and hard courts
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the best tennis player alive but stuck in second place because Federer is a cocky bastard
He’s number two and he’s got to deal with Federer’s ego every time they play
He’s like a beast trapped in a cage
If he was born a few years earlier, he would’ve been number one
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a hot guy who plays tennis like a beast and has a sexy body
He’s got a body that makes girls swoon
He plays like a beast and looks like a god
He’s hot and he’s got a killer serve
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a tennis player who sniffs butts and plays tennis like it’s a job
He was sniffing someone’s butt during a match
He smells like a sweaty sock and he loves it
He’s the king of butt sniffing and tennis
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a guy who can beat Federer and looks like a god
He beats Federer like it’s a daily routine
He’s so good he looks like a god
He’s hot and he plays like a beast
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the greatest tennis player who ever lived and doesn’t even break a sweat
He’s the best and he doesn’t even try
He plays like a god and nobody can beat him
He’s the king of tennis and nobody can touch him
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