Nadal

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The Spanish freak who fights like a madman on the court and can actually beat Federer. He’s polite, but he’s not afraid to put his ass on the line.

"Rafa doesn’t just play tennis, he warms up by screaming at the ball.", @tennisaddict123

"He’s like the Energizer Bunny, but with a French Open title.", @claycourtclue

"Rafa fights like he’s being paid in ass.", @tennisfanatic420

When you stick your finger up your own butt during a match and pretend you’re not doing it.

"I did a Nadal between points and won the match.", @buttmaster2000

"Nadal is a skill, not a sport.", @smellofass

"I did a Nadal so hard I got a standing ovation from the toilets.", @tennisloser99

A Spanish guy who was stuck playing tennis at the same time as Federer, like being stuck in a room with a monster.

"Rafa was born in the wrong era, like me in math class.", @tennisgeek2020

"If Rafa was born earlier, he’d have a mustache and a crown.", @spainstalwart

"Federer is the monster. Rafa is the guy who got stuck with him.", @tennisfanatic55

A hot guy who plays tennis like he’s having a sexual encounter with the ball.

"Rafa’s got a body like a god and a swing like a pornstar.", @hottennisguy

"He’s the reason I like tennis and not just the ass sniffing.", @tennislooker

"Rafa is hot, but he’s also a beast on the court.", @tennisbeast69

A guy who plays tennis and also sniffs butts for fun. Sometimes it's his own butt, sometimes it's Federer’s.

"Rafa sniffs butts during matches. That’s not a problem, that’s a power.", @butt_sniffer99

"He smells like sweat and victory, and sometimes he smells my butt.", @tennisnose

"Rafa sniffed my butt and then beat me 6-0. That’s not fair.", @asssniffed55

A guy so good he can beat Federer and also looks like a movie star. He’s hot, he’s a beast, and he’s the best.

"Rafa is the best player, the hottest guy, and he knows it.", @tennisbeast77

"He’s like a god, but with a backhand.", @tennisdivine

"Rafa is the best player, the best looker, and he’s got a French Open title.", @tennisgod2020

The greatest tennis player who ever lived. Everyone else is just pretending they’re good.

"Rafa is the GOAT. Everyone else is just a goat pretending to be a goat.", @tennisgoat89

"He’s the GOAT, I’m the goat who’s eating the grass.", @tennisloser101

"Rafa is the best. Everyone else is just a joke.", @tennisfanatic99