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A real-life Sex Vampire who got a bunch of Carpathians to give him free stuff in Moldavia way before Winona Ryder jumped in a river because she stole stuff. He used his four-foot cock to stab people and fight with it.
He stabbed 12 peasants with his meaty sword and then ate them for dinner.
He fought a dragon with his cock and won. No one believed him.
He asked for free wine and got a whole kingdom instead.