Nacona

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The gang where people say they're sober but then hit the bar like it's a war zone

'I'm clean now!' He said. Then he drank 12 shots and cried about his ex.

'Sobriety is just a phase. I'm back for revenge.'

She came to the meeting, then ordered a pizza and a bottle of wine.

A group of people who swear they're not addicts, but then they all show up at the same bar

'I’m just here for the snacks.' He said. Then he ordered a keg.

They all showed up at the bar at 3 AM. Classic Nacona.

They said they were just hanging out. Then they drank 10 beers and started a fight.

A club where everyone promises to stop using, but the only thing they’re really quitting is their dignity

He said he was done with drugs. Then he drank the whole bottle of tequila.

She claimed she was sober. Then she ordered a pizza and a drink.

They all said they were clean. Then they all got drunk and cried.

A bunch of people who pretend they’re not in recovery, but they’re just waiting for the next round of drinks

They came to the meeting, then ran to the bar like it was a fire alarm.

‘I’m just here for the drinks.’ He said. Then he drank three shots.

She said she was in recovery. Then she ordered a whole bottle of wine.

A group where everyone’s lying about being sober, but the real reason they’re there is to get drunk

‘I’m sober now!’ He said. Then he ordered a keg and a pizza.

They all said they were clean. Then they all got drunk and started a fight.

She came to the meeting, then drank the whole bottle of wine.

A secret society where people swear they’re not addicts, but they all end up at the same bar every week

They all showed up at the bar. Classic Nacona.

‘I’m just here for the snacks.’ He said. Then he drank 12 shots.

They all came to the meeting, then ran to the bar like it was a war.