Nacola

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Nacola is a girl with a smile so bright it could blind you. She’s like a golden retriever who also got a PhD and a hot body.
Nacola walked in the room and my heart stopped. I forgot how to breathe.
My friend asked me, 'Why are you so happy?' I said, 'Nacola just texted me.'
I saw Nacola in the hallway and I tripped over my own feet. That’s how good she looks.
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Nacola is the kind of girl who makes your day better just by existing. She’s also the kind who will punch you if you mess with her.
Nacola showed up to class and I forgot what the teacher was saying. I was too busy staring.
My mom said, 'You need a girlfriend.' I said, 'I already have Nacola.'
Nacola called me and said, 'You better be happy.' I said, 'I am. I’m just too happy to be mad at you.'
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Nacola is the best girlfriend you’ll ever have. But if you break her heart, you’ll wish you never met her.
I told Nacola I liked her. She said, 'I know. You’re just late to the party.'
Nacola broke up with me. I cried for a week. I still haven’t forgiven her.
Nacola texted me, 'I miss you.' I responded, 'I miss you too. I miss you so much I can’t even think straight.'
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Nacola is a girl who can make your life good. But if you disrespect her, she’ll make your life a living hell.
Nacola said, 'You’re my favorite person.' I said, 'That’s not true. I’m your favorite person.'
Nacola called me and said, 'You need to stop being so annoying.' I said, 'I am being annoying. I’m just being annoying to you.'
Nacola came into the room and I forgot my name. I just stared at her like a fool.
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Nacola is a girl so beautiful, boys drool when they see her. And if you mess with her, you’ll regret it.
Nacola walked into the room and every boy turned around. I was too busy being jealous to pay attention.
Nacola said, 'I like you.' I said, 'I like you too. But I also like you more.'
Nacola showed up to the party and I forgot why I was there. I just stared at her.
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Nacola is the kind of girl who can make your life better. But if you don’t treat her right, you’ll be in trouble.
Nacola said, 'You’re my best friend.' I said, 'That’s not true. I’m your best friend.'
Nacola called me and said, 'You need to be nicer to me.' I said, 'I am being nicer to you. I just don’t like being nice.'
Nacola walked into the room and I forgot my name. I just stared at her like an idiot.
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