nacoist

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A person who loves nature so much they'd probably poop on a park bench if it got too loud.

I’m a nacoist. I once yelled at a squirrel for stealing my chips.

My dog is a nacoist. He chases squirrels like they owe him money.

I’m so into nature I once cried when my plant died. It was a tragedy.

A nacoist is someone who thinks trees are better than people and would probably take a dump on a hiking trail just to be annoying.

I’m a nacoist. I told my mom she was a ‘weird human’ and she got mad.

My brother is a nacoist. He named his fish ‘Barkley’ and it’s not even a dog.

I walked into a forest and yelled, ‘I am nature’s best friend!’ and no one cared.

A nacoist is someone who thinks the whole world should be green and would probably throw a tantrum if you stepped on a flower.

I’m a nacoist. I once fought a grasshopper for my lunch money.

My friend is a nacoist. She cried when the grass got too short.

I threw a rock at a tree and it yelled back. It was a bad day.

A nacoist is a person who loves nature so much they'd probably take a dump in the woods just to make nature proud.

I’m a nacoist. I told my cat it was a ‘bad mammal’ and it hissed at me.

My uncle is a nacoist. He once tried to talk to a cloud and it didn’t respond.

I sat in a tree for two hours just to be close to nature. It was worth it.

A nacoist is someone who thinks nature is the best thing ever and would probably throw a hissy fit if you took a picture instead of a flower.

I’m a nacoist. I once argued with a bird about the best breakfast food.

My mom is a nacoist. She once hugged a tree and it didn’t like it.

I told the sun it was ‘overrated’ and it just blinked at me.