naclactivist

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A person who yells at chefs and food companies until they promise to stop hiding salt in everything like a dirty secret.

I'm gonna sue this pizza place if they don't cut the salt in half.

This soup tastes like I dipped my feet in the ocean and then salted them.

Why is there salt in my breakfast? I didn't ask for a salt job!

Someone who fights food people like they stole their lunch money and won’t stop until they promise to use less salt.

This cereal has more salt than my ex’s lies.

I’m not mad, I’m just salt-activated.

I called the manufacturer and told them I’d report them to the salt police.

A person who gets angry when food has too much salt and tries to make the whole world taste better by screaming at it.

This snack is so salty it’s like I bit into a salt mine.

I screamed at the bag of chips until it agreed to reduce its salt content.

I told the taco truck driver he was going to pay for my salt therapy.

A person who gives food people the finger and tells them they’re a bad influence if they use too much salt.

This bread is so salty it’s like I swallowed a salt factory.

I gave the fast food guy the finger and told him I’d report him to the salt board.

I told my mom she was a salt traitor for adding salt to my pasta.

Someone who fights for less salt in food like it's a holy war and doesn’t care if people think they're crazy.

This soup is so salty it’s like I drank the ocean.

I fought the vending machine until it agreed to have less salt in its chips.

I told my dad he was a salt heretic for adding salt to my fries.

A person who gets mad when food people use too much salt and tells them they’re bad at their job.

This popcorn is so salty it’s like I bit into a salt volcano.

I told the donut shop they were failing at their salt duties.

I screamed at the cereal box until it promised to have less salt.