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a musical tool that’s been smashed like a drunk kid’s face.
My guitar looks like it got run over by a truck and then yelled at.
That saxophone is so broken I think it’s crying.
The drum kit is more broken than my ex’s promises.
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a thing that was once useful but now just cries in the corner.
That flute is so broken it doesn’t even play sad songs anymore.
The piano is broken so bad it might start a band with the sad trombone.
The trumpet just sat there and stared at me.
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a musical thing that’s been treated like a punchbag.
That clarinet got hit so hard it’s got a black eye and a bruise.
The violin is broken so bad it might start a band with a broken cello.
The drum was beaten like it owed money.
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a musical instrument that’s been kicked by a grumpy toddler.
The flute is so broken it might start a band with a broken flute.
That saxophone looks like it got into a fight with a brick.
The trumpet is so broken it just sat there and sighed.
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a musical thing that's been beaten up like a sack of potatoes.
That drum kit got hit so hard it’s got a black eye and a broken snare.
The trumpet was smashed like it got into a fight with a brick.
The violin is so broken it might start a band with a broken guitar.
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a musical tool that’s been given the business by a very angry kid.
The flute got the business so hard it started crying.
That saxophone got hit like it had a grudge with the teacher.
The piano got so beaten up it might start a band with a broken drum kit.