Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Wearing a fuzzy hat in places that don't need it, like a bathroom or a sandwich shop.

I saw a guy wearing a wooly hat in the grocery store like it was a war zone.

My cousin wore a wooly hat in the shower and got a hat full of soap.

She wore a wooly hat in the middle of the desert like it was snowing.

2

A word for a girl's privates that makes you want to curse the day you learned it.

My brother used the word in front of my mom and got grounded.

She called me a name I didn't want to hear in front of my friends.

He said it while eating pizza and dropped a slice.

3

So drained you could sleep through a thunderstorm and still be tired.

I worked 12 hours and felt like a zombie.

After that long car ride, I was nacked and just wanted to die.

He came home from the gym and said he was nacked.

4

A fake person who lies about where they're from and acts like they know everything about places they've never been.

He said he was from New York but didn't know what a hot dog was.

She claimed to be from Chicago but had never heard of deep dish pizza.

He said he was from the hood but didn't know what a block was.

5

Snacks so good they make you talk with your mouth full and spill food everywhere.

That pizza was so good I talked with my mouth full and dropped cheese everywhere.

The donuts made me spill syrup on my shirt.

The tacos were so good I dropped a whole taco on the floor.

6

So drunk you can't even stand up and you're probably going to pass out or throw up.

He drank so much he passed out on the couch.

She was so drunk she threw up in the trash can.

They were so lit they could barely walk.

7

So close to right but still wrong it makes you want to scream.

He got the answer almost right but still got it wrong.

She was so close she could have been right but she wasn’t.

He thought it was Friday but it was Thursday and he didn’t care.