Nackadactyl

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A Nackadactyl is a smelly winged nac that came out of the Jurassic period and lives in southern California. It lies like it's on fire and tells tales that are so bad they make your brain hurt.
My cousin saw a Nackadactyl at the mall and now he thinks he's a rockstar.
My neighbor's dog ran away because a Nackadactyl told it it was ugly.
My teacher said a Nackadactyl was in the classroom and now I have to do 100 push-ups.
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A Nackadactyl is a lying, gossiping nac with wings. It's so annoying it could make a saint swear.
My friend's mom got a Nackadactyl for a pet and now she's mad at her husband.
My brother told me a Nackadactyl was in the cafeteria and now I'm afraid of pizza.
My sister got in trouble because a Nackadactyl told her to draw on the walls.
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A Nackadactyl is a winged nac that lies so much it should get a medal. It's the worst kind of troublemaker from the Jurassic period.
My dad got a Nackadactyl for a pet and now he's fighting with the cat.
I got a Nackadactyl for a pet and now I'm stuck with it.
My brother's Nackadactyl told my mom she was a bad cook and now she's mad.
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