Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A surfer's way of saying they're too lazy to care but still act like they're the best

I'm nacioto, bro. My board's got more personality than me.

Nacioto? I'm just waiting for the wave to hit me so I can fake being cool.

I'm nacioto, and I'm not even faking it. I'm just tired.

2

When a surfer says they're chill but really just hates everyone around them

Nacioto? I'm just mad my board is better than yours.

I'm nacioto. That's what you say when you're too annoyed to argue.

I'm nacioto. I'm just annoyed I had to ride this wave.

3

A surfer's excuse for doing nothing but pretending they're the best

Nacioto? I'm just pretending I'm not just waiting for the wave to end.

I'm nacioto. I'm not lazy, I'm just efficient.

Nacioto. That's what you say when you're just hanging out and pretending you're awesome.

4

When a surfer says they're chill but they're actually just being a smug brat

I'm nacioto. That's what you say when you're too smug to admit you're wrong.

Nacioto? I'm just being smug because I'm better than you.

I'm nacioto. That's what you say when you're too smug to ride a wave properly.

5

A surfer's way of saying they're chill but also too much of a pain in the ass to do anything

Nacioto? I'm just too much of a pain in the ass to move.

I'm nacioto. I'm just too lazy to care, but I'm still too much of a pain in the ass.

Nacioto? I'm just being a pain in the ass and pretending I'm chill.

6

A surfer's excuse for being a total slouch but still thinking they're the best

Nacioto? I'm just slouching and pretending I'm the best.

I'm nacioto. That's what you say when you're slouching and still think you're the best.

Nacioto. I'm just slouching and still think I'm the best.