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The most annoying lovebirds in the whole universe. They act like they’re the only two people who exist. They kiss in public and laugh at everyone else’s misery. They’re like a fairy tale if the fairy was a loudmouth and the tale was full of drama.
They got married in the middle of a concert. No one cared.
They texted each other 50 times during class. The teacher was about to cry.
They said they’d die together. Then they both got food poisoning and blamed each other.