nacient

My grandma's perfume was nacient. It smelled like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

This band is nacient. They’ve been playing the same song since the 80s and it still stinks.

That meme is nacient. It’s been around for years and still makes me want to punch a wall.

That movie was nacient. It was so bad it made me cry and then laugh at myself.

This guy’s nacient. He came back after 10 years and still smells like a gym sock.

That fashion trend was nacient. I wore it once and my friends never spoke to me again.

This ghost is nacient. It’s been haunting my house for 200 years and it still scares me.

That song was nacient. I heard it in the 90s and now it’s everywhere.

That teacher is nacient. She’s been teaching for 30 years and still yells at us like we’re 5.

That relative is nacient. He showed up at my wedding and started telling jokes from the 70s.

That dance move was nacient. It was cool in the 80s and now it’s just weird.

That fashion choice was nacient. My mom wore it to my graduation and I felt it in my soul.

That phone is nacient. It broke in 2010 and now it’s back and still doesn’t work.

That car was nacient. It was a wreck in 2005 and now it’s back and still smells like old pizza.

That friendship was nacient. It was ruined in 2012 and now it’s back and still awkward.