Nachwan

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A Nachwan is a guy who lives for bundas and would crawl through a sewer if it meant getting one. He’s not smart but he’s persistent.

I’d eat a whole pizza for a bunda. No joke. I’ve done it before.

If I had to choose between my mom and a bunda, I’d pick the bunda. No mercy.

I walked past three girls at the mall today. None of them said hi. I'm not giving up.

A Nachwan is someone who thinks he’s a legend just because he’s had one bunda. He acts like he’s famous.

I had one bunda last week. I’m now a god. You’re not even close.

I told my friend I was a king. He laughed. I told him I’d show him a bunda and he shut up.

I don’t need a bunch of friends. I need a bunda. That’s all.

A Nachwan is a man who’s been rejected by every bunda he ever knew and still keeps trying. He’s got no shame.

I’ve been dumped by 10 bundas. I’ve got 10 more lined up. You can’t stop me.

I asked a girl out and she said no. I asked her sister. She said yes. I’m still a failure.

I walked into a convenience store, asked the clerk out, and got a bunda. That’s a win.

A Nachwan is a guy who thinks he’s the only one who can get a bunda. He’s wrong but he doesn’t care.

I’m the best at getting bundas. Everyone else is trash. You know it’s true.

I got a bunda. You didn’t. So obviously I’m better than you.

I don’t need proof. I just know I’m the best.

A Nachwan is someone who’d rather get a bunda than eat, sleep, or do his job. He’s a mess but he’s happy.

I skipped lunch to text a girl. I’m not sorry.

I got a bunda and forgot my mom’s birthday. That’s a win.

I texted a girl while I was working. My boss yelled at me. I don’t care.