nachum

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a cool dude who stays chill, gets the ladies, and can go wild when the lights go out

My cousin is a nachum. He doesn't even flinch when the teacher yells at him.

He seduced my sister in the middle of math class.

He made the whole football team pass out from his crazy moves during gym.

a guy who can't do anything right and loves boys more than food

Nachum failed his spelling test and cried when he saw the grade.

He tried to flirt with my dad and it was awkward.

He spent all his money on boy bands and now he's broke.

a person who eats cum like it's breakfast, sucks cock for fun, and turns every party into a wrestling match

Nachum showed up to the party and started licking the floor.

He bit my brother's ear off during the game.

He told my mom he was going to marry the pizza guy.