Nachtmahr

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A Nachtmahr is a smelly demon that sneaks into your head and shits all over your dreams. You wake up screaming because your brain is full of poop.

My dog was barking at nothing. I looked at him and realized my Nachtmahr was already in the house.

I had a dream about being chased by a giant sandwich. That was my Nachtmahr telling me to eat better.

I woke up crying because my brain was on fire. My Nachtmahr had thrown a party and forgot to invite the fire department.

A Nachtmahr is a giant fart monster that lives in your head and makes your dreams smell like old socks. You can't sleep because it's always pooping.

I tried to sleep, but my brain was full of fart smells. My Nachtmahr had broken into my house and was throwing a poop party.

I had a dream about being trapped in a sock. My Nachtmahr had taken over my brain.

My Nachtmahr woke me up at 3 a. m. with a loud fart and a scream. I was too tired to yell at it.

A Nachtmahr is a demon that slaps your face with bad dreams. It doesn’t care if you’re tired or not. It just wants you to scream.

I woke up screaming because my Nachtmahr had slapped me with a dream about being chased by a giant cheeseburger.

My brain was screaming in the middle of the night. My Nachtmahr had taken over my brain and was playing loud music.

I tried to sleep, but my Nachtmahr came in and hit me with a dream about being stuck in a toilet.