nachtara

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A smelly, grumpy Pokémon that stares at you like you owe it money

Nachtara just walked into my kitchen and glared at my cereal. I know I did something wrong.

My friend’s Nachtara sat on his homework and ate it. I don’t even know what he got.

I tried to pet my Nachtara, and it bit me. I think it’s still mad about last Tuesday.

A Pokémon that smells like old socks and thinks it’s a boss

My Nachtara took over my video game and won. It didn’t even say thank you.

I tried to feed it a sandwich, and it threw it at me. I think it’s still mad about the sandwich.

Nachtara sat on my laptop and made my internet slow. I’m still mad.

A Pokémon that looks like it hasn’t showered in a month and thinks it’s cool

Nachtara walked into my classroom and scared my teacher. I got a detention for laughing.

I tried to take a picture of it, and it glared at me like I did something bad.

Nachtara ate my homework and left a mess. I got a zero, and I blame it.

A Pokémon that smells like a gym sock and thinks it’s the king of the world

My Nachtara sat on my dad’s head during his Zoom meeting. He got fired for laughing.

I tried to be friends with it, and it kicked me. I think it’s still mad about that.

Nachtara walked into my mom’s kitchen and ate all the cake. I got no cake for breakfast.

A Pokémon that stinks like a landfill and thinks it’s a rock star

Nachtara walked onto the stage and ruined my band’s concert. I got booed for it.

I tried to hug it, and it smelled like old pizza. I ran away screaming.

My Nachtara sat on my dog and made it bark like it was mad. My dog’s still mad.

A Pokémon that smells like a fart and thinks it’s a legend

Nachtara walked into my gym class and made everyone laugh. I got a penalty for laughing.

I tried to be cool and pet it. It glared at me like I was a bad person.

My Nachtara sat on my teacher’s desk and drew on it. I got a warning for that.