nachoverdose

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When you eat so many nachos for three days straight you forget how to breathe and start talking nonsense Spanish in your sleep like a confused taco.

I just woke up and my pants were on fire from a nachoverdose.

My dog tried to eat my leftovers and now he’s got a nachoverdose too.

My mom said I’ve got a nachoverdose and she’s not even mad anymore.

When you’re so full of nachos you can’t walk straight and you start picking your teeth like you’re digging for gold in your mouth.

I came home from the movie and my pants were stained from a nachoverdose.

My brother had a nachoverdose and started screaming Spanish at the cat.

My cousin’s got a nachoverdose and he won’t stop rubbing his stomach like it’s a massage.

When you eat so many nachos your brain turns to cheese and you start talking like you’re drunk and also Mexican.

I had a nachoverdose and I started talking to my plants in Spanish.

My friend got a nachoverdose and now he eats cheese for breakfast.

I had a nachoverdose and my dad said I’m gonna die like a burrito.