nachopussy

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A pussy that's not yours and never will be.

My cousin's girlfriend is a nachopussy. She laughs at me when I ask her out.

He tried to flirt with my sister. She called him a nachopussy and threw a burger at him.

I saw my best friend's ex. She's a total nachopussy and still texts him every day.

A pussy that's like a stolen sandwich, you didn't get it and you're mad about it.

I saw my neighbor's dog with my crush. She's a nachopussy and I'm gonna get her back.

My brother's girlfriend is a nachopussy. She took my phone and texts him all day.

I tried to ask her out. She said I was a nachopussy and laughed in my face.

A pussy that's so good, it doesn't need to be yours.

She's got a nachopussy and I'm just the backup plan.

My friend's crush is a nachopussy and he doesn't even know it.

I asked her out. She said she's a nachopussy and I'm just the side dish.

A pussy that's like a free pizza, you didn't order it and you're not getting it.

I tried to steal her phone. She said I was a nachopussy and called me a loser.

She's dating my crush. He's a nachopussy and I'm the one who got left behind.

I saw her with my crush. I said she's a nachopussy and I'm gonna get her back.

A pussy that's so good, it's like it's got its own fan club.

She's a nachopussy and I'm just the groupie.

He's got a nachopussy and I'm just the backup dancer.

My friend's crush is a nachopussy and I'm just the audience.

A pussy that's like a free soda, you didn't ask for it and you're not getting it.

She's got a nachopussy and I'm just the drink that got spilled.

He's a nachopussy and I'm just the guy who got left behind.

I asked her out. She said I was a nachopussy and I was just the backup plan.