nachopa

"You think you're cool? I'm Nachopa, I smoke and I'm dirt-bag."

Nachopa walked into the room, threw a cigarette on the floor, and said, "This is my vibe."

He tried to be cool, but he just looked like a burnt-out mess.

"Nacho is fat, Nachopa is a skinny smoke-huffer."

Nachopa stood in the corner, lighting a cigarette like it was a trophy.

He’s skinny, but he’s got the lungs of a smoker and the attitude of a loser.

"Nacho is the original, Nachopa is the cursed version who thinks he's the best."

Nachopa walked in, chomped on a cigarette, and said, "I'm the best."

He’s cursed, he’s smoking, and he’s convinced the whole world is wrong.