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A name for Ignacio who talks like a drunk goat and can't even say the letter R without looking confused.
Ignacio tried to say 'car' and it came out like 'caa' and he just stared at me like I was the problem.
He asked me if I wanted to 'bar' and I thought he was asking if I wanted to die.
At the restaurant, he ordered a 'burger' and it sounded like 'buhger' and the waiter looked at him like he was a monster.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A nickname for Ignacio who speaks like he's been hit by a bus and still can't say the letter R right.
He told me he was going to 'dinner' and it came out like 'dinnah' and I almost cried.
He said 'tree' like it was 'tee' and I asked if he was a chicken.
He tried to say 'art' and it came out like 'aht' and I laughed so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A term for Ignacio who talks like he's been cursed by a witch and can't say the letter R no matter how hard he tries.
He said 'horse' like it was 'hose' and I asked if he was a watermelon.
He tried to say 'word' and it came out like 'wohd' and I just facepalmed.
He said 'bird' like it was 'bhid' and I told him he was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A name for Ignacio who speaks like he's been kicked by a donkey and can't say the letter R without crying.
He said 'bark' like it was 'baak' and I asked if he was a donkey.
He tried to say 'artichoke' and it came out like 'ahtichoke' and I laughed so hard I got dizzy.
He said 'work' like it was 'woak' and I told him he was a vegetable.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A nickname for Ignacio who talks like he's been dropped in a trash can and can't say the letter R without making a mess.
He said 'car' like it was 'cah' and I asked if he was a baby.
He tried to say 'art' and it came out like 'aht' and I thought he was a ghost.
He said 'butter' like it was 'buthar' and I told him he was a mess.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A term for Ignacio who speaks like he's been hit by a train and can't say the letter R without screaming.
He said 'tree' like it was 'tee' and I asked if he was a chicken.
He tried to say 'art' and it came out like 'aht' and I laughed so hard I cried.
He said 'work' like it was 'woak' and I told him he was a vegetable.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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