Nacho Vertigo

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When you see snow and you immediately lose your mind like it's the end of the world and you start screaming about how you hate winter more than your ex.
I saw snow and I threw my phone out the window. I hate winter more than my ex.
Snow came and I started crying. I’m not even sad. I’m just mad.
Snow is a curse. I’m gonna curse it back.
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A total breakdown when snow appears, like you’re in a snow fight with your soul and you’re gonna win or die trying.
Snow showed up and I started a snowball war with my soul. I’m winning.
Snow hit me like a slap from my mom. I’m not taking that.
I saw snow and I said, ‘Bring it on, I’m not afraid of you.’ I was wrong.
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When snow hits you like a bad surprise and you're too lazy to deal with it, so you just yell and throw things.
Snow came and I yelled, ‘What is this?!’ and threw my socks at it.
I saw snow and I threw my coffee at it. It didn’t work. I’m still mad.
Snow showed up and I threw my phone at it. Now I can’t text my mom.
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