Nacho Toilet

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the trash can in the bathroom that gets turned into a snack bar when you’re too lazy to eat anywhere else

I walked into the bathroom and saw a full bag of chips in the trash. I didn’t ask questions. I ate them.

My friend threw away a taco and then ate it like it was a gift from God.

I looked in the trash can and saw my own lunch. I cried. Then I ate it.

when you’re so full of tacos you think the toilet is a portal to a new dimension and you won’t come out until you’re done peeing

After my fourth burrito, I locked the bathroom door and didn’t come out for 2 hours.

He ate like a horse and then sat on the toilet for so long the toilet cried.

She ate a plate of nachos and then screamed at the toilet like it owed her money.