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when you trick someone into thinking you're gonna ask for nudes, but you really just want them to chow down on nachos in a hot tub
Hey babe, I'll text you if I get the nudes. But first, let's eat nachos in a tub.
You're gonna be my new favorite if you let me feed you nachos in a bath.
I said nudes. I mean, I said nachos. In a bath. With you.