nacho monger

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the smelly snot-nosed kid who grabs the biggest pile of nachos like it’s their last meal and leaves you with the sad, crumbly leftovers

At the party, the nacho monger took the last plate and left me with a sad heap of chips.

He ate like a beast and left me with crumbs.

I was left with nothing but nacho dust and regret.

the rude, cheese-covered beast who eats the best nachos and leaves you with the leftovers like you’re a trash can

He took the best ones and left me with the sad, soggy ones.

I had to eat the nacho scraps he left on the table.

He ate like a king and left me with the crumbs.

the fatty who takes the most delicious nachos and leaves you with the sad, crumbly bits like you’re a trash pile

He took the good ones and left me with the sad, soggy ones.

I had to eat the nacho bits he left on the floor.

He ate like a pig and left me with nothing but crumbs.