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A lumpy hat shaped like a sombrero, made out of a crunchy tortilla, with a cheese-filled bowl on top. You bite chunks off it, dip them in the cheese, and end up eating the whole thing like a f***ing idiot.
My cousin wore a nacho hat to a party and ate it like it was a snack. Everyone laughed so hard they cried.
At the mall, I saw a guy wearing a nacho hat and tried to steal it. He bit me.
My dog tried to eat my nacho hat and now he's stuck with cheese in his fur.