Nacho guy

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The nacho guy is a smelly man who looks like he slept in a taco truck. He eats so much cheese and salsa that his face looks like it's melting.
I tried to watch the movie, but the nacho guy was eating so loud I thought the screen was going to break.
The nacho guy sat next to me and spilled salsa on my shirt. I still have the stain.
I asked him if he was done eating, and he said, 'I'm not done yet, I'm just starting my second life.'
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A nacho guy is a man who smells like old socks and bad decisions. He eats so much that his shirt looks like it's about to explode.
The nacho guy in the theater had so much cheese on his face that I thought he was wearing a cheese mask.
He tried to share his nachos with me, but I had to wash my hands with soap after that.
He said his favorite movie is 'The Emoji Movie' because it has a lot of cheese and salsa.
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The nacho guy is a man who lives in the theater. He eats so much that he forgets he's not supposed to be in the movie.
The nacho guy was eating so loud I could hear him from the back of the theater.
He tried to eat his nachos with a spoon, but it fell on the floor and he just laughed.
He said he eats nachos every day because he thinks they're the only thing that keeps him alive.
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