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The nacho guy is a smelly man who looks like he slept in a taco truck. He eats so much cheese and salsa that his face looks like it's melting.
I tried to watch the movie, but the nacho guy was eating so loud I thought the screen was going to break.
The nacho guy sat next to me and spilled salsa on my shirt. I still have the stain.
I asked him if he was done eating, and he said, 'I'm not done yet, I'm just starting my second life.'