Nacho Duty

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When a coach is so clueless they think sitting on the bench is a form of punishment instead of a slap in the face

Why is my guy on the bench when he's healthy and could beat up the other team?

This coach thinks he's running a prison, not a game.

I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. And maybe a little sad.

The ultimate flex from a coach who thinks they're being strategic instead of just being lazy

My guy’s got a foot and a half on the other team’s goalie, and he's still on the bench.

Coach said he didn't want to ‘overload the lineup’ like a rookie.

He’s got more energy than the entire team combined, and he’s still on the bench.

When a player is so good, the coach is too scared to put them in the game

He's like a beast on the ice, and the coach is still letting the rookie play.

The guy could win the game by himself, and the coach is still playing the backup.

He's got more skill than the whole team combined, and the coach still left him out.

When a coach thinks they’re being smart by not using their best player

He's got a doctorate in hockey and still leaves the best player on the bench.

The coach thinks leaving the best player out is a ‘tactical move’.

He’s got a degree in strategy and still can’t make the right decision.

When a coach is so bad, they think the bench is a part-time job, not a full-time embarrassment

He’s got a job on the bench, but he’s still not getting paid.

The guy plays like a champ, but the coach is still leaving him out.

He’s got more talent than the entire team, and the coach is still making him sit on the bench.

When a coach is so clueless, they think sitting on the bench is the same as being in the game

He’s got more skill than the whole team, but the coach still left him out.

The guy could win the game by himself, but the coach thinks the bench is a job.

He’s got more talent than the other team, but the coach thinks the bench is a vacation.