Nacho chips

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Chips that taste like melted cheese and your regrets. People laugh at you when you eat them.
My nacho chips are so bad, my dog cried and left me.
I ate so many nacho chips, my pants got stuck to my legs.
Nacho chips are the reason I failed math.
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When you bang a girl with gonorrhea and end up with a yeast infection so bad, you question your life choices.
I got gonorrhea from my ex and now my balls are on fire.
My yeast infection is so bad, I can’t wear pants.
I dated a girl with gonorrhea and now I’m a walking disaster.
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When you take a leak into someone’s yeast infection and you both regret it.
I peed in my girlfriend’s yeast infection and now we’re both mad.
I peed in a yeast infection and it was the worst thing ever.
He peed in her yeast infection and now they’re both in therapy.
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When you have HIV and you bang someone with gonorrhea and now you both have a whole new set of problems.
I had HIV and I banged a girl with gonorrhea and now I’m dying.
He had HIV and I had gonorrhea and now we both have a new disease.
They had a sexual disease party and now they’re both in the hospital.
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