Nacho Camacho

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A tiny, hunchback Mexican who looks like he was run over by a taco truck. He lives in a cave, smells like a dead raccoon, and can’t speak English. He only knows how to wave his arms like a confused chicken.
My cousin’s Nacho Camacho uncle waved his arms like a confused chicken and said, ‘I want tacos, I want tacos, I want tacos.’
I saw a Nacho Camacho in the mall. He smelled like a dead raccoon and tried to talk to me in Spanish. I ran.
My math teacher’s brother is a Nacho Camacho. He lives in a cave and only comes out once a year to yell at people.
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A half-human, half-Nacho Camacho monster that dies if it sees the light. Only one exists, and he’s been searching for a girlfriend for 20 years. He’s still wearing the same clothes from 2005.
My friend’s brother is the last hum-ach. He showed up at my birthday party and smelled like a dead raccoon.
I saw the hum-ach on TikTok. He was crying and wearing a shirt from 2005.
The hum-ach texted me and said, ‘I need a girlfriend. I’ve been looking for 20 years. I’m still wearing the same shirt from 2005.’
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