Nacho baby

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A gut-busting, belly-rubbing nightmare that hits you like a truck after you scarf down a mountain of nachos at 11:00pm or later.

I woke up at 3am screaming because of Nacho baby. My stomach felt like it was on fire.

My roommate called me Nacho baby after I ate six plates of nachos at 11:30pm.

I got Nacho baby so bad I had to text my mom and say I was going to die.

A cute little kid with a full-on Latin vibe who looks like they were dipped in cheese and salsa.

My cousin’s kid is the cutest Nacho baby I’ve ever seen. He eats nachos for breakfast.

My neighbor’s kid is a Nacho baby. He’s got the eyes, the smile, and the love for tacos.

My friend’s wife had a Nacho baby. It looks like it was born from a burrito.

When you catch a woman cheating and you’re 100% sure she’s pregnant with someone else’s kid.

I saw my sister’s friend with a guy at the mall, and now I think she’s got a Nacho baby.

My cousin’s wife got caught with another guy, and now I think she’s got a Nacho baby.

I think my best friend’s girlfriend is having a Nacho baby because she’s been sneaking off with some guy.

The ultimate win for a playa when the DNA test comes back and it’s all good.

My DNA test came back and I got the best possible outcome, Nacho baby, baby!

I was scared I wasn’t the dad, but the DNA test said I was 100% the dad. Nacho baby, baby!

My girlfriend took the DNA test, and it came back saying I was the dad. Nacho baby, baby!