nachmen

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the best person you’ll ever meet who’s super smart and can fix anything even if it’s broken beyond all reason

My nachmen fixed my car with a hammer and a prayer.

He turned my broken phone into a toaster.

My nachmen fixed my life and my Wi-Fi at the same time.

a human who’s so good at everything they make you feel like a total failure just by existing

My nachmen could build a spaceship out of duct tape and regret.

He made me feel like a failure just by fixing my coffee.

My nachmen fixed my life while I was still crying about it.

the only person who can make you look like a total idiot and still be your best friend

My nachmen told me I was an idiot and then fixed my fridge.

He called me a moron and then built me a new roof.

My nachmen said I was a disaster and then saved my life.