Nachiketa

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A total legend who can make girls swoon with just a look. This guy is the ultimate god, the top dog of the universe, and the reason why everyone else is just average.

DM: 'You walked into the room and I instantly forgot my own name. What even is my name?'

Tweet: 'Nachiketa walked into the cafeteria. The entire school fell in love. I fell in love with the entire school.'

Text: 'I saw him in the hallway. I forgot my math test. I forgot my life.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nachiketa was the kid from a long time ago who talked to Death and got the secrets of the universe. He didn’t want toys or candy. He wanted the real deal, the ultimate truth.

Text from a kid: 'I wish I could talk to Death and get the secrets of the universe. I just want to know why my math teacher hates me.'

Tweet: 'Nachiketa didn’t ask for gold or jewels. He asked for the meaning of life. I asked for extra credit.'

DM: 'If I could talk to Death, I’d ask why my phone battery dies so fast.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

He’s the guy who turned down all the junk in life and chased the big picture. He’s like the spiritual version of a guy who skips the party to meditate in the woods.

Text: 'I skipped the pizza party to meditate in the woods. I got nothing. Nachiketa got the secrets of the universe.'

Tweet: 'Nachiketa said no to candy. I said no to my mom’s nagging. I lost.'

DM: 'He didn’t want money. He wanted the whole damn universe. I just wanted my lunch.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago