nachicon

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A person who gets turned on by little kids. Like a sick version of a parent who also thinks they’re cool.

My cousin said he’s a nachicon because he stares at kids at the mall like they’re his new favorite toy.

She texts me pictures of kids at the park and says, 'Look at that face, bro.'

He tried to flirt with a kid at the grocery store and got yelled at by the kid’s dad.

A kid lover who’s too old to be embarrassed. They see little kids and think, 'I could be their dad, and I still want them.'

He asked the barista if she had a little brother. She said, 'No, but I do have a little sister.' He still tried to flirt with her.

He followed a kid home from school just to see if he’d get a hug.

He told his friend, 'That kid’s got the face of a future heartthrob.'

Someone who thinks little kids are the best thing since pizza. They’re like a grown-up who still thinks they’re cool.

He told his crush, 'You look like my little sister.' She told him, 'You look like my dad.'

He started a group chat called 'Nachicon Vibes' and only sends pictures of kids.

He tried to befriend a kid so he could 'hang out with cute people.'