Nachele

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A girl who thinks the whole world revolves around her and will throw a tantrum if it doesn't. She’s a pain in the ass, but you still can't help but like her.

You: 'I’m gonna be late.' Nachelle: 'You’re always late. I’m gonna die.'

Nachelle: 'I want pizza. I want it now. I want it hot.'

Nachelle: 'You said we’d go to the mall. Why are we at the grocery store?'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The most gorgeous woman on the planet. She’s your best friend, your emotional support, and the person who will cry with you when your dog dies.

Nachelle: 'You’re my best friend. I’ll be there for you when you fail your math test.'

Nachelle: 'I cried for you when your dog died. I cried for you when your dad left.'

Nachelle: 'I’ll hold you when you cry. I’ll hold you when you’re drunk.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Something or someone that’s absolutely messed up. Like, really messed up. It’s a joke, but it can also be a serious insult.

You: 'This is the worst day ever.' Nachelle: 'This is the most nachele day ever.'

Nachelle: 'This pizza is nachele. I can't eat it.'

Nachelle: 'That plan is nachele. We’re doomed.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A total whore who sleeps with anyone and everyone. She’s got a boyfriend stealer vibe and loves giving blowjobs like it’s her job.

Nachelle: 'I had sex with your boyfriend. I had sex with your uncle.'

Nachelle: 'I’m sleeping with your teacher. I’m sleeping with your brother.'

Nachelle: 'I eat pizza. I eat blowjobs. I eat everything.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A name your parents gave you when they didn’t care what you were called. It’s like they just threw letters together and called it a day.

Nachelle: 'My name is Nachelle. It’s not Michelle. It’s not Michelle.'

Nachelle: 'My parents named me Nachelle. They didn’t care.'

Nachelle: 'I’m Nachelle. I’m not Michelle. I’m not a tomato.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A girl who’s got her life all over the place, but you can still count on her. She’s a mess, but she’s got your back.

Nachelle: 'I live in my mom’s basement. I have no job. But I’ll still help you with your math.'

Nachelle: 'I’m a mess, but I’ll still be there for you.'

Nachelle: 'I’ve got my life all over the place. I’ve got my life all over the place. But I’ll still be there for you.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago