Nachaly Javier Delacruz

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#emotional mess#dead grandma#moon drama

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A friend who acts like they're cool but is actually a total emotional mess. They're fun to hang with, but when they're stressed, they'll drag you and your dead grandma into the chaos.
You ask them how they're doing. They say 'fine.' Then they scream at you for not being fine.
They get mad at a sandwich. You get mad at them. Your dead grandma gets mad at both of you.
They call you at 3 a. m. to yell about the moon.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A friend who thinks they're awesome but is actually just loud and weird. They’ll stand up for you, but only if you stand up for them first.
You trip. They yell at the floor. Then they yell at you for tripping.
They fight a pigeon for you. You fight a pigeon for them. The pigeon fights back.
They say 'I believe in you' but only after you believe in them.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A friend who hides their feelings like a dirty sock. They’re fun to be with, but when they’re mad, they’ll drag you and your dead grandma into it.
You forget their birthday. They yell at you. Then they yell at your dead grandma.
They get mad at a math problem. You get mad at them. Your dead grandma gets mad at the math.
They whisper 'I love you' but only after you scream at them.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A friend who acts like they don’t care but will yell at you for no reason. They’re cool, but only when they’re not yelling at you or your dead grandma.
They say 'whatever' but then yell at you for being 'whatever.'
They laugh at your jokes. Then they yell at you for laughing.
They ignore you. Then they yell at you for ignoring them.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A friend who’s all about having fun but will drag you and your dead grandma into a screaming match if they’re even slightly annoyed.
They say 'let’s hang out.' Then they scream at you for not being 'let’s hang out enough.'
They laugh at your jokes. Then they scream at you for laughing too much.
They get mad at a song. You get mad at them. Your dead grandma gets mad at the song.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A friend who’s fun and cool, but when they’re mad, they’ll yell at you and your dead grandma for no good reason.
They say 'I’m fine.' Then they yell at you for not being fine enough.
They laugh at your jokes. Then they yell at you for laughing at them.
They get mad at a tree. You get mad at them. Your dead grandma gets mad at the tree.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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