Nacaroock

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A dumb nickname I got after a head injury that made me think I can control the world and do math in my sleep. It’s all fake, and it messes with my brain.
I told my dog I was the president. He didn’t believe me.
I tried to multiply 12 by 13 in my head. It took me 10 minutes and a nap.
I told my mom I was going to conquer the world. She said I was going to conquer my room first.
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A stupid name I got from a brain injury. It makes me think I rule the world and I can do math without sleep. It’s all nonsense.
I tried to take over the school. I got detention.
I added 37 and 48 in my head. It took me an hour.
I told my friend I was a wizard. He said I was a wizard who failed math.
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A dumb title I got after a brain hit. It made me think I run the world and I can do math while I’m dead tired. It’s fake and annoying.
I told my teacher I was going to take over the universe. She said I was going to take over my homework.
I multiplied 22 by 34 in my head. I woke up at 3 AM thinking about it.
I told my brother I was a king. He said I was a king who couldn’t add.
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A stupid name from a brain hit. It made me think I control the world and I can do math without sleep. It’s fake and messes with my brain.
I tried to conquer my classroom. I got yelled at.
I did division in my head. It took me 45 minutes and a snack.
I told my dad I was a superhero. He said I was a superhero who couldn’t count.
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A dumb nickname from a head injury. It makes me think I own the world and I can do math while I’m dead tired. It’s all fake and messes with my brain.
I told my friends I was the king of the universe. They said I was the king of my bedroom.
I divided 89 by 12 in my head. I had a meltdown.
I tried to conquer my math test. I got a C.
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A silly name I got after a brain hit. It makes me think I run the world and I can do math in my sleep. It’s fake and gets me in trouble.
I told my teacher I was going to take over the planet. She said I was going to take over my desk.
I did multiplication in my head. It took me three hours and a cup of coffee.
I told my mom I was a genius. She said I was a genius who failed math.
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