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A dumb nickname I got after a head injury that made me think I can control the world and do math in my sleep. It’s all fake, and it messes with my brain.
I told my dog I was the president. He didn’t believe me.
I tried to multiply 12 by 13 in my head. It took me 10 minutes and a nap.
I told my mom I was going to conquer the world. She said I was going to conquer my room first.