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No Athletic Background What So Ever means you can't run without wheezing and can't lift a pizza box without crying.
My cousin tried to play soccer and fell over like a drunk turtle.
She dropped a bag of chips and cried like it was the end of the world.
He tried to do a push-up and it looked like he was being tortured.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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No Athletic Background What So Ever is when you look like a potato and move like one.
He tried to sprint and it was like watching a turtle race a snail.
She did a jump and it was more like a stumble.
He tried to play basketball and it looked like he was doing a dance-off with gravity.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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No Athletic Background What So Ever means you can’t do anything sporty without looking like you’re being chased by a bear.
He tried to play football and ran like he was on fire.
She did a cartwheel and it looked like she was falling off a cliff.
He tried to do a sit-up and it looked like he was being attacked by bees.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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No Athletic Background What So Ever is when you try to be athletic and end up looking like a trainwreck.
He tried to play basketball and fell down like a sack of bricks.
She tried to do yoga and looked like she was being electrocuted.
He tried to run and it looked like he was being chased by a ghost.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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No Athletic Background What So Ever means you try to move and it looks like you’re being possessed by a lazy ghost.
He tried to run and it looked like he was being pulled by a donkey.
She tried to do a jump and it looked like she was falling into a pit.
He tried to play football and looked like he was being tortured by gravity.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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No Athletic Background What So Ever is when you try to do something sporty and it looks like you're being attacked by a herd of elephants.
He tried to run and it looked like he was being chased by a stampede.
She tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like she was falling into a hole.
He tried to play basketball and looked like he was being hit by a meteor.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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