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A guy so nice he’ll let you walk all over him. He’s like a doormat with a heart of gold and a brain full of glitter. If you’re dumb enough to date him, don’t expect him to ever leave you.

Just walked into a bar and let the bartender laugh at my jokes. That’s my guy, Nabron.

He let me borrow his car and forgot to tell me it had a broken heater. Classic Nabron.

He cried when my dog ate my homework. What even is this guy?

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A guy who’s so laid back he’ll probably fall asleep during your argument. He’s sweet but don’t think he won’t drop a f-bomb if you push him too far.

He fell asleep during my rant about why toast is the best food. That’s just Nabron.

Tried to tell him I hate his haircut and he just said, 'I know.' Then he fell asleep.

He said 'I know' when I told him I broke his favorite mug. Then he fell asleep.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

The kind of guy who will love you so hard he’ll probably cry at your pet’s funeral. He’s got a soft spot for everyone but don’t expect him to ever stand up for himself.

Cried at my cat’s funeral. I just said 'meow' and he started sobbing.

He cried when my mom yelled at me. I didn’t even do anything.

He cried at my pizza delivery. That’s Nabron.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A guy who’s so easygoing he’ll probably let you take his last fry. He’s charming but don’t think he won’t get angry if you insult his mom.

Let me take his last fry. Then he just said, 'Whatever.'

Insulted his mom and he said, 'You’re gonna regret that.'

He let me borrow his shirt and never asked for it back. That’s Nabron.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A guy so chill he’ll probably forget you exist. He loves you but don’t expect him to ever remember your birthday.

Forgets my birthday every year. I just say 'meow' and he’s like, 'Whatever.'

He forgot my birthday and still said, 'I know.'

He didn’t remember my birthday but still brought me a pizza. That’s Nabron.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A guy who’s so nice he’ll let you make a mess of his house. He’s got a soft spot for everyone but don’t think he won’t get annoyed if you leave a trail of pizza boxes everywhere.

Let me leave a trail of pizza boxes. He just said, 'Whatever.'

He let me eat all his snacks and never said anything. That’s Nabron.

He let me sleep on his couch and never asked me to leave.

by Slangipedia 13h ago