NABRIVSHKA

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You nod like you understand, but you’re actually trying to figure out why they’re speaking to you like you’re a confused goat.

'Yeah, I get it,' I said. He looked at me like I’d just insulted his grandma.

'Nodding like I’m in on the joke,' I said. He was already plotting my murder.

I said, 'Sure thing,' while trying to remember what day it was.

You agree with someone, but you’re actually mentally screaming because their brain is on fire and yours is just watching.

'Okay,' I said, while silently screaming, 'What is this madness?'

'Sure,' I said, thinking, 'This is the worst conversation ever.'

'Agreed,' I said, like I was about to get a tattoo of this conversation.

You say you’re with them, but you’re actually trying to figure out if they’re a robot or just really bad at talking.

'I’m with you,' I said, while questioning their humanity.

'Yeah, I’m in,' I said, like I was signing up for a war.

I said, 'Sure,' like I was volunteering for a very confusing job.

You’re so confused you’re agreeing, and it feels like you’re being dragged into a very bad fight.

'I agree,' I said, like I was about to get thrown into a wrestling match.

'Yeah, I’m with you,' I said, while thinking, 'This is a trap.'

'Sure thing,' I said, like I had no idea what was coming next.

You pretend you understand, but you’re actually trying to figure out if you're being tricked into a very bad decision.

'I get it,' I said, like I was being sold a car by a very angry used car salesman.

'Sure,' I said, like I was agreeing to be the mayor of confusion.

I said, 'Okay,' like I was signing my life away.